Blago vs Jeffo

Rod Blagojevich (left) and Jeffrey Rhodes (right).
Separated at birth.

You are probably thinking to yourself how Jeff reminds you of someone but you aren't quite sure why. That's because I look like most everybody. I've got this medium quality to my face and features that if you squinted hard enough, I could be most anybody.

Case in point: disgraced governor Rod Blagojevich. That cheesy smile. That helmet of prep school hair. That salty language. Jeff is the spitting image of Blago.

When I walk the streets of Chicago, I'm either spit upon or handed mysterious envelopes full of cash. Its amazing.