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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 8 "The Road to Heaven"


As we begin this day of worship and reveling in the word of God, my thoughts go to the road to Heaven. It is of course paved with Twinkies...

Oooooooo I love Twinkies.

Twinkies, thy golden sponge all soft
Thy creamey goo all sweet and smooth.
The golden path guides me
For I am wont to move.

-Emerson

Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 7 - Twinkie Factory
Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 6 - The Twinkie Tree
Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 5 - Patriotic Twinkie Pie
Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 4 - More Recipes
Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 3 - Twinkie Art

Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 2 - Recipes & Cookbook
Twinkies: A Celebration of Gold - Pt. 1 - How to Make from Scratch
Twinkies: The Fingers of the Gods

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