You Know You Live in Hollywood when...

Jeff wonders (above) "Why is there green screen in my house?
Who was mysteriously chroma-keying when I wasn't looking?"

I made couple of mental notes recently about stuff that would probably only happen around here. I finally realized, this is definitely a unique town to be raising kids.

You know you live in Hollywood when... You find a bunch of green screen material in your house and you don't know where it came from.

You know you live in Hollywood when... One of the football dad's is on a show. A real show.

You know you live in Hollywood when... You see that Verizon guy up the street from your house.

You know you live in Hollywood when... Your kids tell you they really want to direct.

You know you live in Hollywood when... The neighbor kids are in IMDB and you're not!

You know you live in Hollywood when... Erik Estrada is shooting a pilot next door. And you don't care.

You know you live in Hollywood when... They announce at the youth football game, 'An Agoura welcome to Sylvester Stallone' and you don't bother to look around to see if its true.

You know you live in Hollywood when... There are at least seven HD cameras rolling during the school assembly (including a jib).

You know you live in Hollywood when... At least four times, someone hands us a card saying, "Your kids should screen test."

You know you live in Hollywood when... Gone are the snow days, hello to the fire days.