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Feature Treatment ................... $2,500

Feature Script ........................... $12,500 (90-120 pages)

Manifesto ................................... $1,500 per page (single spaced on a manual typewriter)

Television Series Treatment .... $3,500
Television Pilot ........................... $7,575

Ghost Writing ............................. $125 per page

Customized Curse ...................... $45 (+ $10 for corresponding gesture)

Twitter post ............................... $25

Commerical Treatment ............ $750
Commercial Script ..................... $1,200

Salutations .................................. $15

Music Video Treatment ........... $250 unproduced

.......................................................$500 produced

Insults ......................................... $5

Birthday Card ............................ $75

Long Form Video ....................... $225 page

Love Letter ................................ $65

I'm Sorry Letter ........................ $55

Catch Phrase .............................. $25 if it doesn't catch on, $7,500 if it enters pop culture lexicon

Witty Comebacks (specialty).... $45

Nickname .................................... $25 if it doesn't stick, $425 if it lasts more than 3 months

Blog post ...................................... $125 customized, $25 each for library

Business card slogan .................. $5